Why do army guys wear their outfits to Walmart
to get compliments and free things. they’re like us, club hoes. except the club is walmart and the instead of hoes they’re war criminals.
I’ve rewatched the ad at least three times to try and figure out why some folks are angry with it and I’m at a loss. All I see here is: Be a better human. Set a better example. Encouraging strength of character and integrity over typical “machismo”.
That last tweet calls for another reblog.
I read the comments first before watching the ad and was expecting… anything that could even remotely be perceived as provoking at all. But this was literally just 1.) Treat other people with respect and 2.) Teach your sons to treat other people with respect. What fragile, gross creatures must you be to feel attacked from a prompt to be a decent human being…?
freud: EVERY dude wants to fuck his mom and and EVERY girl wants to fuck her dad and also wants to be a man secretly
men: WOW!!!!!!!!!
“In the 1890s, when Freud was in the dawn of his career, he was struck by how many of his female patients were revealing childhood incest victimization to him. Freud concluded that child sexual abuse was one of the major causes of emotional disturbances in adult women and wrote a brilliant and humane paper called “The Aetiology of Hysteria.” However, rather than receiving acclaim from his colleagues for his ground-breaking insights, Freud met with scorn. He was ridiculed for believing that men of excellent reputation (most of his patients came from upstanding homes) could be perpetrators of incest. Within a few years, Freud buckled under this heavy pressure and recanted his conclusions. In their place he proposed the “Oedipus complex,” which became the foundation of modern psychology. According to this theory any young girl actually desires sexual contact with her father, because she wants to compete with her mother to be the most special person in his life. Freud used this construct to conclude that the episodes of incestuous abuse his clients had revealed to him had never taken place; they were simply fantasies of events the women had wished for when they were children and that the women had come to believe were real. This construct started a hundred-year history in the mental health field of blaming victims for the abuse perpetrated on them and outright discrediting of women’s and children’s reports of mistreatment by men.”
— Lundy Bancroft, Why Does He Do That?: Inside the Minds of Angry and Controlling Men
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Always reblog
I’m constantly seeing that crying cat meme on my dash and i gotta remind yall that cats and dogs do not cry naturally, those animals all have eye infections
i’m just worried this kind of anthropomorphism is going to lead to people not recognizing that their animals are sick.
dont worry, this is super photoshopped! this is the original, healthy cat:
thats the devil actually
Just a heads up right now: on the day when Trump dies, I’m going to be extremely tasteless about it. It’s going to get ugly. You are going to see a side of me I am not proud of. I don’t want any call-outs in my inbox, I’m stating right now that lines will be crossed.
How disgusting can someone be
I wouldn’t even say this about my worst enemy
Forget the fact that its trump. If you agree with this youre fucking evil. Evil literally lives inside you. Wow.
Anyways all of y’all AND the evil that literally lives inside of you are invited to the sick ass house party I’m throwing when lord dampnut kicks the bucket
I feel like all you Americans need to take a look at what happened here in the UK after Maggie Thatcher died. Because when it comes to tasteless celebrations fuelled by anger and the death of a hated political leader, we REALLY pushed the boat out. We had street parties. We had burning effigies. We pushed “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead” to the top of the charts out of sheer hatred. Bone up kiddos, and I really hope you manage to do that truly American thing, of dramatically outdoing us with your celebrations.
Reblogging for last comment.
With the way this year is going, the sooner it happens the better.
*this can be reblogged every year
I’m going to make cake. There’s going to be fireworks. There WILL be a burnt effigy.
Look, I’m gonna level with you americans for a second. When old wrinkly and orange kicks the bucket, for once in my life, possibly the only time, I’ll actually want to be able to see the fireworks from across the Atlantic. And I daresay I won’t be the only one. So listen to me and listen closely, cause I’ll only say it once: When the moldy Cheeto bites it, it’s the one and only chance you’ll likely have at being loudly, unbearably, obnoxiously American in your celebration and for once, the rest of the world won’t complain.
She is collected and calm. She practices her French while she perfects cooking foie gras. She is highly educated and cultured. She can hold her own in a room full of elites. She does so easily and naturally. She has an imported dog from Poland. She only drinks fine red wine. She smiles often and genuinely. She is noticed and admired by everyone. She is kind everyone. To the butlers, the neighbors, the cleaners, the doorman, and to the barista. She does not speak badly of others. She doesn’t tolerate disrespect or a lack of appretiation. She walks away from things and people that do not serve her. She does not beg or ask for anything. The people around her understand her expectations. She is seductive by having elegance and class. She doesn’t mention celebrities by their first name, even if they ate dinner at her house last weekend. She never flaunts. And because of this, people envy her more. Nothing is unattainable to her. If she wants to go somewhere, she simply goes. If she wants to buy something, she does. If she wants to achieve something, she works towards it. She is aware of herself. She thinks before she speaks or acts.
she had the face of an angel, a snow angel though
he had a body you’d expect to fish out of the river
her voice reminded you of why you left her in the first place, as she patiently listed all the reasons why you left her in the first place.
he had a face you’d want to punch, not because there was anything wrong with the face itself, but just because it was his and he was a dick.
ironically after all this time spent rebelling against her upbringing she had turned out exactly like her mother: an adult woman.
it was an ordinary Tuesday when you walked into my office, feeling vaguely uneasy about the use of the second person perspective.
Adhd b like..... i have one activity on tuesday thats like an hour long but im gonna consider that a busy day so no I can’t make any other plans on that day
We call it being an introvert
It’s not, though.
Being an introvert, you might go “Okay, well this thing that takes an hour is about the limit of my Ability to People for the day. I won’t have the energy to do this other thing later without a break.”.
ADHD is “Well my appointment’s at 2pm, but I should probably plan to show up early just in case, and driving takes 15 minutes, so I should round that up to an hour, and I need at least 3 hours to get ready in case I get distracted, so I need to get up at 8, and I can do Nothing Else.
Bonus points if you manage to fuck over your sleep schedule the night before because you’re feeling anxious about getting to the thing on time.
(If that sounds exhausting, it really is.)
You hyper-correct because you’ve been late to so much shit, because Time Blindness is a big part of ADHD.
Everywhere is at least 15 minutes of travel time away. I need another 15 minutes of buffer in case of traffic. I should aim to be ready to go by 15 minutes before I plan to leave, and I’ll probably need like 15 minutes to get ready, so I have to be done Doing Anything by 15 minutes before THAT so I am Ready to get ready.....
Everything in my life functions on 15 minute intervals. Because less is “no time at all” and more is “plenty of time” and neither of those time frames actually mean anything to my focus or distractibility.
i can’t talk shit about the pirates of the caribbean films as if elizabeth swann becoming pirate king didn’t hand my entire ass to me and make me the gay i am today
these 2 looks basically defined my sexuality and i’m not afraid to admit it
things pirates of the caribbean got right:
1. will and elizabeth’s love story
2. elizabeth becoming pirate king
3. avoiding sexualizing elizabeth or the other female pirate characters in the first 3 films by allowing them to wear period-accurate pirate outfits that aren’t tailored to be revealing and impractical for ‘sex appeal’ just because they’re women
4.
hans zimmer’s entire score but especially the iconic ‘he’s a pirate’ main theme
5. When the movie came out, morally-gray characters like Jack were actually not really a thing yet in pop culture, and it’s not Pirates’ fault that there are a ton of stupid shitty copycats out there.
6. I run a corseting panel at cons and literally use Elizabeth’s lace-up scene as a video clip of what historical corseting was actually like, because the only thing they got wrong in this scene is that tightlacing wouldn’t be a thing for about another 200 years (and you couldn’t tightlace with the corset style Elizabeth is wearing anyway). It’s one of the most accurate corseting scenes I’ve ever seen.
7. Will’s hat.
8. That scene with all the pirates on the gallows where that little boy starts singing Hoist the Colours? Yeah, that’s fucking legendary. The rest of AWE was kind of a trash fire, but that scene gave me goosebumps.
9. There’s this great shot in the first one where they really drive home the class differences inherent in this time period by having the governor talking about progress and civilization to Elizabeth in their carriage, and then they cut to a shot outside the carriage where a beggar gets splashed by mud from the wheel. It’s a perfect way to underline that everything is not, in fact, a nice little upper-class fairytale, and to give some weight to Will’s storyline, because he has a lot more in common with that beggar than with the governor.
10. For its time, the CGI was fucking amazing.
11. And let’s not forget the work of the makeup department, which had to actually invent new ways of putting on makeup for this movie.
12. The governor’s death scene. Holy shit.
13. They could have gone with a Jack/Will/Elizabeth love triangle, but they didn’t. There are some hints Jack is in love (or at least in lust) with Elizabeth, but he recognizes that she loves Will, and that’s that.
14. You’ve got to admit that wedding was unique.
15. The introduction of fantasy elements to historical fiction outside of Tolkein-esque fantasy, and how it contributed to and expanded the Fantasy Media boom we’re still enjoying today.
This whole bro code thing where if a guy dates his friend’s sister he’s betraying the friend is wild, you would think your sister dating your friend meant you didn’t have to worry because he’s someone you know and trust but it just goes to show how all these bros know one another to be misogynistic and predatory and regularly exhibit that behavior around one another, and it’s all fun and games and bros before hos until somebody hits on somebody’s sister. Like, clearly you are aware that you are all gross to women but that’s okay with you as long as you and your friends are targeting random women and no one is doing the same to your sister or mother? Why do women have to be related to you for it to occur to you to respect them?
one day we’re gonna have to talk about the implications of referring to girls as young as 12/13 as “young women” and referring to men in their 20s as “boys”
“Maybe I crave someone who will never be my rival. But with her I can be honest.”
— Sylvia Plath, from The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath
what she says: i’m fine
what she means: the tv show iCarly always portrayed Spencer as some bumbling idiot after dropping out of law school after three days, but they disregard the fact that this means Spencer did in fact finish college with a degree and knew enough about the law to pass his entrance exams and had good enough grades in his classes to be accepted into a law school therefore the image that they portrayed of him being stupid is false, he was simply a man who realized his passion lied elsewhere and he wasn’t going to pay a tuition for a law school studying that when his heart wasn’t in it. he was a smart man with the knowledge and capability to do anything, and he chose his art
shit hes right.
